This is Nerd 2...or 1...or whatever. I'm the other cool nerd that's on this blog.
I've never blogged before...so I might mis step a bit. (Is "mis step" one or two words? I should know these things if I'm going to be a blogger). Anyways...I don't even know what to blog about.
Except...maybe my anger at Marvel Comics...and their completely idiotic idea to recast Bruce Banner...AGAIN. For no reason whatsoever.
Yeah, yeah, I know all the "Edward Norton doesn't want to work in an ensemble cast"-blah, "Edward Norton is difficult to work with"-blah, "New direction for the character"-blah...WHATEVER. GET. OVER. IT. The idea of creating the Marvel Universe with some of the biggest talent out there is bigger than all those petty excuses for being stupid. This is Marvel's chance to rectify the abomination that the X-Men universe became during X Men 3: The Debacle of Massive Proportions.
I was really looking forward to The Avengers...and not because I'm a fan of The Avengers. I'm not...I think they are boring. Hell...I think Captain America is the very definition of boring (look it up...he's right there next to a picture of white bread)...and who even cares about Thor? The only Thor I'm familiar with is the legendary one...and the one that appeared in "Adventures in Babysitting"...but I was excited for the movies because Marvel was about to do something that hadn't been done before.
And now they've gone and ruined it.
RUINED IT.
*shakes fist*
They need to fix this quick...and not with some ninkumpoop like Joaquin Phoenix (whom I like...but really? As Bruce Banner? RME) or John Hamm. Just because John Hamm looks good in 50s garb (is it 50s? I don't watch Mad Men...30s maybe? Whatever) doesn't mean that he's going to be a good Bruce. I'm not going to believe that anyone built like John Hamm is some nerd that you aren't going to like when he gets angry.
I mean...seriously.
It's like this BS that they are doing with recasting Spiderman. Tobey was that role for 3 goddamn movies...and sure, the 3rd one was kinda out there...but...he's a flying spider man. Gimme a break. Venom could have used a little more to do...but still. There's no reason to go recasting a movie that only had it's 3rd one like...6 years ago. Give it some time...like they did with Batman. *points* Look at how awesome those movies turned out! Take a cue, Marvel...and shelve this recast crap, and use some of that money to woo back Edward!
Look how awesomely I brought my digression back on topic. I'm awesome.
And besides...Edward was excited to be in the movie. I read interviews! I'm pretty sure I read somewhere at sometime that he was even okay with being the villain! HE'S OKAY WITH THE HULK BEING THE VILLAIN!!!
What more do you want, Marvel? Curse you.
I hope The Avengers fails.
I know that it won't...but I hope it does.
I hope X-Men: The New Class (which sounds like it's something that should be on right after reruns of Saved By The Bell) kicks copious amounts of ass.
And I think it will...b/c Fox learned from it's mistake and brought back Bryan Singer.
Fox can be taught! Why can't Marvel?!
...this blog was a bit longer than intended.
Woops...sorry about that.
Well...I'm not really. I find things to rant about a few times a day...so maybe this blog will be good for my blood pressure.
Not that I have problems with my blood pressure...but I could.
Anyways...bye.
Nerd2...or 1...or whatever.
*Update...I have been informed by my other half that Mad Men takes place in the 60s. I told her I don't care...but...yeah. Pretend I said "60's garb"...Thank you, and goodnight.
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